- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt
Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
when you rediscover an old otp that you used to be obsessed with and you’re hit with the beauty of it all over again
im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms