hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
I didn’t choose the fandom life.
The fandom life broke into my house in the middle of the night and said “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and hasn’t been home in a few days.”
I didn’t choose the fandom life
the fandom life grabbed my hand and whispered, “Run.”
I didn’t choose the fandom life
The fandom life borrowed my phone and asked me “afghanistan or iraq?”
I didn’t choose the fandom life
The fandom life crashed my eleventh birthday and said ‘Yer a wizard Harry’
“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”
oh i’m sorry
you’re right
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
my mistake
fell asleep on skype last night/this morning only 8 weeks left until I’m back at uni :’) I’m basically going to work my butt off and earn money so I can go back early overtime here I come
my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
my landlord wants 1300 goodbye freetime hello overtime
I really don’t like being at home my mum’s already made me cry twice and I’ve been home since friday this summer is going to drag.

