i want to be really healthy and drink green tea and go to bed early and study really hard and get my life in order but then again i kinda don’t care about anything and i just want to drink coffee all the time and ignore sleep and study whenever i feel like it and let myself fall apart twice a week
shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny
Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure
Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time.
It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good.
Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist.
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor