things i have time for:
- cute animals
- hot showers
things i don’t have time for:
- your bullshit
working at McDonald’s part time-
So I’ve been working at McDonald’s since June 2013 well the first time properly in October 2013 so I’ve worked at this current McDs for 5 months and let me tell you about my living hellish nightmare that is working part time at McDonald’s also my manager’s might see this but I doubt they have tumblr.
when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time
desperately trying to find a new job that doesn’t make me cry after every shift or want to top myself every time I’m working is that too much to ask?
kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
god said adam and eve not matt smith leave
Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful
i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing